My reality is wilder than your most tantalising, breath taking fantasy that is sure to blow your mind.
So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kindom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her
So happy with my new tattoo
Sailor Jerry tattoo.
My two favorites.